"This is the worst lunch I have ever had. Don't you know I have had diarrhea since Easters?"
"Beneath the clothes you find the man. And beneath the man you find his... nucleus!"
-Nacho Libre. One of my very favorite quotable movies. So very, very many funny things! Seriously, I made my family watch it, and they love to use the "worst lunch" quote all the time. Watch it!!
"Hold on to your butts."
-Jurassic Park. This is the most random quote ever, and I found it hilarious!
"Why a spoon?"
"Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more."
-Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I just like the word 'twit'!
"Too early for flapjacks?"
- Groundhog day
"We'll stay up all night telling manly stories. And in the morning, I'm making waffles!!"
"I'm a donkey on the edge!"
-Donkey from Shrek I. I love both these quotes because my dad says them all the time!
"There's something wrong with this yogurt."
"That's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise."
"Right!"
-Notting Hill. Jut picture nasty Spike chowin' down on some mayonnaise!
Not to mention the plethora of quotes from Austin Powers!
"Mole! Bloody mole! I want to chop it off, cut it up, and make some guacamole!"
"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it."
"Who throws a cupcake? Honestly."
"What do you know about my father's where.... about.... s?"
"Mooooole...."
"Can't I get some frickin sharks with some frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?!"
"Unfortunately sharks were placed on the endangered species list while you were frozen. However, we do have genetically mutated sea bass."
"Are they ill tempered?"
3 comments:
Hey Ashley, this is Krista...just noticed you followed our blog and I wanted to say hi :) Glad to know your blog exists! Happy day...blog friends! I notic you talking about Marriott Library? Are you in Utah? I thought you were far away at dental school?
When I saw your post about movie quotes I just had to laugh. I don't know if you remember this but whenever you'd come over to my house you and Parker would argue so then I'd bring up Monty Python and you both would just say quotes back and forth for forever but you'd get along. It was always funny to me. I hope you remember that otherwise i sound a little crazy :)
Ha ha, oh my gosh. I don't remember arguing with Parker, but I do remember quoting monty python all the time when I was at your house! I just remember that one new year's eve when we watched that show. It was great.
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