Only in dental school

So many things that you would only experience in dental school.

• We get to say stuff like, "Where's my mandible?"
• We have collections of extracted teeth, and we are proud of the amount and quality we own.
• We can get away with naming our intramural sports teams things like "The Mamelons," or "The Dry Sockets," or "Hooty Cackers." And we think we are incredibly clever.
• We get to use nitrous (dental "laughing gas") on each other for "academic purposes."
• I actually laughed at my own stupid comment about pulpal necrosis on a plastic tooth today. (That was one of those "who am I?" moments...)
• You get random e-mails that have the subject as "bite mark study," and it goes on to ask for volunteers who would consent to being bitten (by dentures, not people, don't worry)!

There are plenty more, but that is all I can think of at the moment! Don't you wish you were in dental school?