Weekly Ashley-isms

Here are some of the stupid things I have said both out loud and silently to myself this past week. Thought I would share!

• I just flossed the crap out of my teeth. I hate it when that happens!
• I wish they had Rockstar-flavored Coke. That would be awesome.
• I noticed you had a piece of food stuck in there. Maybe that is causing the sensitivity.
• What a weird shirt. I need to try it on! (Then I ended up buying it...)
• I miss Halloween...
• Why do I have so much energy? Oh yeah, I just drank a Rockstar...
• Hurry, turn off all the lights so no one will come to my house! (I ran out of candy on Halloween.)
• I don't remember his name. Something with "D". Can you be more specific? That's all the D names I have. - Jan Oh nevermind, I'll go look up his name. (I wasn't even close)