Pirates, as in "ARRRG"?

I set my radio as an alarm in the morning. This is an alternative to that obnoxious "alarm" beeping. It also has the added perk that sometimes the announcers are actually entertaining enough to prevent me from immediately pressing the snooze button! Imagine waking up to this little dandy one morning. Just listen to the stupid names people give their horses. It gets better at the end of the race.

Yeah, it was more funny with the radio announcers laughing in the background. Seriously, if I had a horse I just might name it something random. Plus, if you're into racing, you have the added bonus of hearing some poor race-track announcer trying to say your horse's ridiculous name without laughing! (On the bottom of the screen you can see that the horse's name is actually Arrrrrrr.)