Snow is silly. I'll tell you why. It has been the culprit in several stupid things I have accomplished in the last week or so. Actually, I do stupid things all on my own, but I'm totally going to blame winter if I can!
- It has been freezing, so I've been layering up like nobody's business. I like it, but then I try to do something useful, and I realize I can't because my arms are like three times bigger than usual. I tend to knock a lot of stuff over...
- Driving sucks. Luckily no people or vehicles (or animals) were harmed, but I did a 720 on the freeway last weekend, and one of my friends did a 360 driving home tonight. Dangerous!
- Walking has become hazardous. Because it's cold, and because I have the most awesome boots, I wore them Sunday to keep my legs warm and dry. Mission accomplished! However, because my walk was covered in snow, I missed a step and nearly fell over in my front yard in a dress. Yikes! (Did I mention these boots have 4 inch heels? My bad...)
- Getting out of cars is hazardous too. There is literally a pile of ice right next to my driver door in my parking space. Instead of getting out of my car the other day, I just slid from the seat directly to the ground! At least I was a little closer to the ground, right? Haha.
- I'm probably going to have a bruise on my forehead tomorrow. Why? I got distracted opening my car door and hit myself in the face. So..... I probably can't blame winter for that. In fact, this story is so embarrassing I'm considering removing it...
Now you all know how clumsy I am. I hope you all got a good laugh out of it, I know I did. Happy Thursday!!!
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